Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 13]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 13]

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C Lee Farquar

2,212 posts

152 months

Sunday 24th June
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Signing in. Coming up to 5 years ownership of a 760LI, purchase inspired by this thread.

Yet to find anything I'd want to change it for, but tempted to add smile

stewjohnst

1,769 posts

97 months

Sunday 24th June
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0a said:
As it’s a new thread (and we live our lives in thread volumes, don’t we?!), what are your barge aspirations for v13?

Mine: sell the Lexus and replace with a merc w126.
Finish my kitchen and sneak a barge purchase without the wife noticing, would an estate c32 amg qualify as a barge?

cornershop

1,038 posts

132 months

Sunday 24th June
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Bookmark updated...

CharlesdeGaulle

9,642 posts

116 months

Sunday 24th June
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I'm not sure how long a thread volume lasts but I anticipate selling the Lexus LS 430 and buying a new car tax free within the next 6 months or so.

It'll probably be a Volvo. Or a Mercedes. Or a BMW. Or maybe an F-Type. But most likely a Volvo. (The new 60 looks good - any thoughts?)

I feel as though I'm about to let the thread-massive down.

idiotgap

2,000 posts

69 months

Sunday 24th June
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Vol 12 was 9 months.

I've already let the thread down by buying a new Skoda. Won't arrive until Christmas though so the S211 has to do another caravan pull through France next month before we tidy and sell it on.
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LetsTryAgain

201 posts

9 months

Sunday 24th June
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C Lee Farquar said:
Signing in. Coming up to 5 years ownership of a 760LI, purchase inspired by this thread.

Yet to find anything I'd want to change it for, but tempted to add smile
I had the 750i, would have loved the '60i!

nobrakes

948 posts

134 months

Sunday 24th June
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C Lee Farquar said:
Signing in. Coming up to 5 years ownership of a 760LI, purchase inspired by this thread.

Yet to find anything I'd want to change it for, but tempted to add smile
Sir, I think 5 years of 760Li ownership qualifies you for lifetime thread membership even if you were to change it for a bicycle.

K12beano

18,911 posts

211 months

Sunday 24th June
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olly755 said:
I remember when it was all fields around ‘ere.
Bloomin’ youngsters, strutting round here like they own the place rolleyes

K12beano

18,911 posts

211 months

Sunday 24th June
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0a said:
As it’s a new thread (and we live our lives in thread volumes, don’t we?!), what are your barge aspirations for v13?

Mine: sell the Lexus and replace with a merc w126.
Just coming up to 29 months on the W220 S500. Bought with a two year hope for ownership.

Now thinking of keeping it beyond 42 months so that it’s cost me <£100 capital cost per month!!

[/Man Maths Logic spin ]

Mr Ponkerson

277 posts

28 months

Sunday 24th June
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afternoon gentlemen.

Had my first road trip in the LS (excluding the initial drive up from London) - down to a forest in yorkshire to see Paul Heaton & Jackie Abbot (beautiful south). This was also the first time my wife had been in this car - she seems to understand why I like it so much, bargain basement luxury with the ability to lift her frock and gallop along when desired.

SimonTheSailor

9,204 posts

164 months

Sunday 24th June
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idiotgap said:
I've already let the thread down by buying a new Skoda. Won't arrive until Christmas though
There's a 6 month wait for a new Skoda ??

C Lee Farquar

2,212 posts

152 months

Sunday 24th June
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nobrakes said:
Sir, I think 5 years of 760Li ownership qualifies you for lifetime thread membership even if you were to change it for a bicycle.
It's worse than that, I found myself looking at poverty spec 30 year Mercs earlier. It must be contagious.

CharlesdeGaulle

9,642 posts

116 months

Sunday 24th June
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C Lee Farquar said:
It's worse than that, I found myself looking at poverty spec 30 year Mercs earlier. It must be contagious.
It is. Once in, there's no escape. I now have a velour fetish and am prepared to wind my own windows. Mark my words, this could be you ...

mdk1

224 posts

145 months

Sunday 24th June
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Checking in,
Off to hide at the back and keep watching you guys, keep finding the barges,
Would love to have the bottle to buy an old Merc S Class, Audi A8, LS400

Easternlight

2,231 posts

80 months

Sunday 24th June
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Stolen from another thread
Eye bleach is available in bulk

Out of thread budget but here's the link as you know you want to!!!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-Benz-sl350-200...

tobinen

4,284 posts

81 months

Sunday 24th June
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Oh dear. Should be behind a spoiler tag really.

ian316

624 posts

41 months

Sunday 24th June
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WTF

stewjohnst

1,769 posts

97 months

Sunday 24th June
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Easternlight said:
Stolen from another thread
Eye bleach is available in bulk

Out of thread budget but here's the link as you know you want to!!!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-Benz-sl350-200...
That’s in Rotherham I think, almost worth an Attenborough-esque trip for me down from Leeds to understand what sort of person does this to a car.

Fatlad1973

65 posts

30 months

Sunday 24th June
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
I'm not sure how long a thread volume lasts but I anticipate selling the Lexus LS 430 and buying a new car tax free within the next 6 months or so.

It'll probably be a Volvo. Or a Mercedes. Or a BMW. Or maybe an F-Type. But most likely a Volvo. (The new 60 looks good - any thoughts?)

I feel as though I'm about to let the thread-massive down.
Unfortunately I beat you to it CdG: after test driving a thread worthy LS430 my Merc got trucked and I bought an E92 M3. No way can I blag that as a barge just because it's an automatic V8 with aircon and an arm rest. Even if I did, it was way beyond thread budget...
Oh well, at least we've still got the FFRR. Oh and the Merc returns in two weeks from the repairer, confirming the M3 as a foolish impulse buy.

On that subject, my goals for this thread volume are:
- get the FFRR up to standard (sat nav, reversing camera and a touch of bodywork, plus some maintenance to catch up on)
- get the wife a new kitchen so she stops complaining that I spent a kitchen on the M3
- potentially swap the Merc E350cdi for something more thready to keep the miles off the M3

CharlesdeGaulle

9,642 posts

116 months

Sunday 24th June
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Fatlad197 said:
... a barge just because it's an automatic V8 with aircon and an arm rest.
We've often thread-argued about barge definitions here, but I reckon that isn't a bad one right there.

Great start to vol 13!