RE: Audi SQ8 | Driven

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Dale487

1,335 posts

124 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Glasgowrob said:
easytiger123 said:
£104k!!! fk me.
i was more gobsmacked at the £450 to paint the calipers
Its paying for tyre pressure monitoring that shocked me, is standard on my Leon FR and I thought it was EU regulation mandated too.

richthebike

1,734 posts

138 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Johnnytheboy said:
I'm not an authoritarian type who wants to ban anything, but no good can come from this monstrosity's existence.
Choice?
If theres no demand, they won't make another one.

Editing choice through regulation gets a bit dangerous when cars are concerned. You could easily make the same argument about most performance cars... what's the point of a 911? It doesn't move you around any faster or more efficiently when any old hatchback will do 70.

Just because it's not something you fancy, doesn't mean it isn't somebody else's cuppa. They probably think a Caterham or a VW California or an M3 is pointless too.

GranCab

2,902 posts

147 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Johnnytheboy said:
I'm not an authoritarian type who wants to ban anything, but no good can come from this monstrosity's existence.
How about the benefit of giving people employment and therefore income to spend in their relevant country e.g. production line workers, lorry drivers, sales people, "technicians" etc. ?

TurboHatchback

4,163 posts

154 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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This pretty much personifies everything that is wrong with car design today, they'll sell them as fast as they can build them. No worse than the equally dismal rivals from the other 'premium' manufacturers though.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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gigglebug said:
Sten. said:
First reply. Even quicker than I thought. smile
It's going to be a very quick game of SUV cliche bingo today!

It's good to see that Andy, with his large, overweight and unnecessarily powerful estate car, has waded in already. A performance SUV thread just wouldn't be the same without experiencing the latest dumb excuse to justify his hypocrisy to everyone that points it out.
Hmmm, an overweight, unnecessarily powerful estate car that's also an iconic PH Hero: https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-germancars/aud...

Wonder if anyone will actually remember that this SQ8 even existed in a couple of years time, or will they have moved on to next years fashion statement?

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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TurboHatchback said:
This pretty much personifies everything that is wrong with car design today, they'll sell them as fast as they can build them. No worse than the equally dismal rivals from the other 'premium' manufacturers though.
The classic SUV oxymoron an another one ticked off the list. If they can sell them as fast as they make them then you would have to contend that they are getting the design spot on for the current market, no?

thelostboy

4,574 posts

226 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Andy20vt said:
Thankfully attitudes seem to be changing (see link below) and this bloated, overweight 'never to go off road' SUV will probably in the very near future be considered as welcome as a turd in a paddling pool.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/oct/07/a-d...

A soon to be extinct and worthless dinosaur me thinks.
Had no idea about that

It's interesting reading, to a point that a random accident in a Macan (that's not even a full size SUV) has fuelled such hatred; being an SUV surely had nothing to do with it.

But I think that's the writing on the wall, folks. A small minority are going to shame us out of SUVs, then it will be supercars, then sportscars, until we are all in autonomous electric boxes.

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Andy20vt said:
Hmmm, an overweight, unnecessarily powerful estate car that's also an iconic PH Hero: https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-germancars/aud...

Wonder if anyone will actually remember that this SQ8 even existed in a couple of years time, or will they have moved on to next years fashion statement?
Ah bless, is somebody getting all defensive about their choice of car whilst spitting venom over other folks!? Well if it's PH hero it must be ok then, because the average person on the street will give a fk about that!! Ha ha ha!!

Wills2

22,943 posts

176 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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slowcars1 said:
I thought Audi were trying to cut CO2 across the board? Why are they still making these heavy diesel SUVs that produce more CO2 as a 981 Cayman S?
If it was a petrol version it would produce even more Co2, the 981 comparison is irrelevant.



Motormatt

485 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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“engineers claim that the SQ8 has a genuine handling advantage over the SQ7”

Wow, they really challenged themselves with that as a benchmark rolleyes

Motormatt

485 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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“engineers claim that the SQ8 has a genuine handling advantage over the SQ7”

Wow, they really challenged themselves with that as a benchmark rolleyes

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Andy20vt said:
Hmmm, an overweight, unnecessarily powerful estate car that's also an iconic PH Hero: https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-germancars/aud...

Wonder if anyone will actually remember that this SQ8 even existed in a couple of years time, or will they have moved on to next years fashion statement?
Look what I found Andy!!

https://www.pistonheads.com/features/ph-features-h...

Presumably you will be changing your opinion of performance SUV's now that PH has had one as one of it's 'heros'?? Ha ha ha!!

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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slowcars1 said:
Do you happen to own a performance SUV per chance?
Nope. Never have done, probably never will.

Big GT

1,818 posts

93 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Horrible car

Wonderful engine


davyvee

296 posts

136 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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These are guaranteed to be driven by weapons-grade cloppers.


epom

11,565 posts

162 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Cold said:
The Li-ion King said:
Honeywell said:
What is the actual point of these things?

A BMW 530d is just as practical and better in every other regard at half the price.

That thing would be awful off-road and on those wide summer tyres likely to get stuck on mildly sloped wet grass. I think I’d be embarrassed to own one. Sorry, lease one.
+1

Archie Hamilton of YouTube fame was mulling over having one of these for winter. (Snazzy quad pipes, but only the inner two function) piped in engine noise via speakers, fiddly infotainment. Wait for depreciation to kick in first if you really must.

I'd get a more practical 5 series Touring.
The main trouble with buying a 5 Series Estate instead of one of these is that then you'd have a 5 Series Estate instead of one of these. And not everybody wants that.
Spot on. Hard to believe Audi spent all that time and money developing this without realizing no one would buy one !! Silly Audi.


wab172uk

2,005 posts

228 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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Truly awful.

Maybe the manufacturers know the end is nigh for car's like this, so are trying to push out as many as they can?

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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GranCab said:
Johnnytheboy said:
I'm not an authoritarian type who wants to ban anything, but no good can come from this monstrosity's existence.
How about the benefit of giving people employment and therefore income to spend in their relevant country e.g. production line workers, lorry drivers, sales people, "technicians" etc. ?
Will they sell more cars, or just different ones if President Johnny banned it?

Saying that, the sheer size of this thing would require a lot of "technicians" to build it.

gigglebug

2,611 posts

123 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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slowcars1 said:
You do admit that there is a difference? For starts, SUVs have awful drag coefficients compared to normal estate cars.

Referencing that Guardian article above you are 12% more likely to die in a crash in an SUV and twice as likely to kill a pedestrian in a car-pedestrian collision.
And you could also buy smaller, more efficient estate cars with better pedestrian safety than an old RS6. Where do you draw the line with what you would deem unnecessary/acceptable? I would guess that a very large proportion of the cars we find interesting are ultimately unnecessary or compromised, one way or another, but does that mean they shouldn't exist?

The drag coefficient comparison is a nonsense by the way as it isn't going to be anywhere near the top of the list of things that will concern the average buyer or indeed the moaners when it comes to big, heavy and unnecessary powerful cars.

Edited by gigglebug on Thursday 10th October 09:57

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 10th October 2019
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gigglebug said:
And you could also buy smaller, more efficient estate cars with better pedestrian safety than an old RS6. Where do you draw the line with what you would deem unnecessary/acceptable? I would guess that a very large proportion of the cars we find interesting are ultimately unnecessary, one way or another, but does that mean they shouldn't exist?
An estate car, whether a fast one or not, serves a useful purpose. A 4x4 SUV than never goes off road is about as useless as a chocolate teapot - unless it's for displaying one's status to others, in which case it's still pretty useless as it seems any old scrote can (and seem to) pay the monthlies an a flashy SUV these days. Guess that's why they keep bringing out even flasher versions, if they make the monthlies high enough maybe that will distinguish the scrotes with still not quite enough money from the scrotes who actually have no money. All the people I know who have serious wealth, and I'm not just talking the odd million or two, drive round in older cars. Guess they don't feel the need to display themselves in this way?