People driving up your ar$e grrrr!

People driving up your ar$e grrrr!

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rosetank

634 posts

5 months

Monday 10th February
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chan61922 said:
Surprised this threads still going lol only popped in to comment on the post above about a old e90 335d troubling a stage 2 golf R. What planet are you on? I get to 60 in a little over 3 seconds, I have a petrol engine which I’m able to rev a lot more then some old diesel barge lol I have 4WD which just grips onto the road as if it’s on rails. Pointless even going over then this, my last car was a e93 m3 (aka the daddy of the range) so what some crappy ancient 335 diesel Has on it I will never know. They cost 4/5k for a reason mate lol Without a doubt the golf R is quicker then my previous car.
Isn’t the ‘93 a soft top? If so it sits below both the M3 coupe, saloon and GTS.

Hoofy

70,626 posts

237 months

Monday 10th February
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Brooksay said:
"Anal sphincter". As opposed to the other kind?
The one at the entrance to your stomach. Or the one that stops you pissing yourself as you walk along the road. smile

Sam.M

531 posts

6 months

Monday 10th February
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Hoofy said:
Brooksay said:
"Anal sphincter". As opposed to the other kind?
The one at the entrance to your stomach. Or the one that stops you pissing yourself as you walk along the road. smile
Anal, esophageal, preputial, plenty of sphincters to go around.

chan61922

Original Poster:

453 posts

17 months

Monday 10th February
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The e93 is convertible hardtop yes! List price is more than a coupe and saloon from factory- again irrelevant. People ask questions off topic then brainless Belends assume I’m on here to talk about What I drive .

John Locke

805 posts

7 months

Monday 10th February
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chan61922 said:
No the point of this thread was that there’s too many bellends out there that drive like complete idiots! Not once did I bring up what cars I own or drive, it’s you nosey detectives checking up my profile asking questions, I didn’t take it off topic yapping in about 335d etc that’s all all you
Really?

chan61922 said:
Sadly not mate, the torque comes in early, max bhp comes at the end when going 7000odd revs. My peak torque comes in early on and stays constant then takes a dip down way up the rev range when the full bhp comes in
I agree that there are too many complete idiots on the roads; tailgaters, lane hoggers, and those who otherwise impede the progress of others. I (still) haven't looked at your profile, but gained knowledge of what you drive, and how you have impaired its useability, simply by reading the thread. I have not, prior to this sentence, mentioned 335Ds, nor would I normally consider them worthy of mention.



Hoofy

70,626 posts

237 months

Monday 10th February
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Sam.M said:
Hoofy said:
Brooksay said:
"Anal sphincter". As opposed to the other kind?
The one at the entrance to your stomach. Or the one that stops you pissing yourself as you walk along the road. smile
Anal, esophageal, preputial, plenty of sphincters to go around.
Yep! We are getting a bit anal about this. biggrin

chan61922

Original Poster:

453 posts

17 months

Monday 10th February
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So we agree tailgating is uncalled for! If someone isn’t making progress on a road it still doesn’t mean anyone should be almost touching there rear bumper, that stupidity! My point exactly. And in addition to that I mentioned my run around car which is by no means capable of anything, it’s a 1.0 litre smart car, received no abuse like this whether I’m going 5 or 10mph below the limit, so why is a boy racers wet dream getting abused, as did my previous car. I know you didn’t mention a e90 335d but someone else on here seems to think if I buy one of Them I will be leaving everything like sh*t off the end of a shovel...

chan61922

Original Poster:

453 posts

17 months

Monday 10th February
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In fact don’t answer that, leave it at that. Points been made

johnwilliams77

7,808 posts

58 months

Monday 10th February
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chan61922 said:
So we agree tailgating is uncalled for! If someone isn’t making progress on a road it still doesn’t mean anyone should be almost touching there rear bumper, that stupidity! My point exactly. And in addition to that I mentioned my run around car which is by no means capable of anything, it’s a 1.0 litre smart car, received no abuse like this whether I’m going 5 or 10mph below the limit, so why is a boy racers wet dream getting abused, as did my previous car. I know you didn’t mention a e90 335d but someone else on here seems to think if I buy one of Them I will be leaving everything like sh*t off the end of a shovel...
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silverfoxcc

6,057 posts

100 months

Monday 10th February
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If i have one of these knuckle dragging mouth breathers on my stern, i just flip the Rearview mirror up

So i dont have to look at then... if i cannot see them, then they are not there sort of thing!!!

Still use the wing mirrors though

nickfrog

12,024 posts

172 months

Tuesday 11th February
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ericmcn said:
White vans are one of the trickiest, will I overtake..will they chase me and assault me.. will they put on high beams...

Probably all of the above. The plus side is that it's easy to lose them and let them annoy the next driver

https://youtu.be/i7_ipKnqw7Y
I see your driving is still terrible Eric. Lane discipline not your forte either... from 5:00...laugh

LimSlip

349 posts

9 months

Tuesday 11th February
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ericmcn said:
White vans are one of the trickiest, will I overtake..will they chase me and assault me.. will they put on high beams...

Probably all of the above. The plus side is that it's easy to lose them and let them annoy the next driver

https://youtu.be/i7_ipKnqw7Y
Why would you post yourself performing such a stty bit of driving? Also is there something wrong with your clutch, or are you simply not very good at changing gear?

donkmeister

2,475 posts

55 months

Tuesday 11th February
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Sam.M said:
Hoofy said:
Brooksay said:
"Anal sphincter". As opposed to the other kind?
The one at the entrance to your stomach. Or the one that stops you pissing yourself as you walk along the road. smile
Anal, esophageal, preputial, plenty of sphincters to go around.
Don't forget the pupillary sphincter... A sphincter present in blue eyes, green eyes or even a single brown eye...

Gojira

899 posts

78 months

Tuesday 11th February
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LimSlip said:
ericmcn said:
White vans are one of the trickiest, will I overtake..will they chase me and assault me.. will they put on high beams...

Probably all of the above. The plus side is that it's easy to lose them and let them annoy the next driver

https://youtu.be/i7_ipKnqw7Y
Why would you post yourself performing such a stty bit of driving? Also is there something wrong with your clutch, or are you simply not very good at changing gear?
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Tune in next time to watch more of the Idiotic Adventures of SuperSubaruMan! rofl

meatballs

1,006 posts

15 months

Tuesday 11th February
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Gojira said:
In this weeks exciting Adventures of SuperSubaruMan:

Be gobsmacked that SuperSubaruMan and his mighty Legacy can out-accelerate White Van Man!

Be stunned that SuperSubaruMan doesn't appear to realise that if they could be arsed, our friends with the blue heads could come up with a pretty reasonable estimate of his speed, from the times and co-ordinates at the bottom of the video!

Be amazed that yet again SuperSubaruMan and his mighty Legacy get stuck in trafic, just like the rest of us mere mortals!

Tune in next time to watch more of the Idiotic Adventures of SuperSubaruMan! rofl
He's the hero PH deserves.

LimSlip

349 posts

9 months

Tuesday 11th February
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meatballs said:
He's the hero PH deserves.
Seems a bit harsh on PH.

Thesprucegoose

23,187 posts

150 months

Tuesday 11th February
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God what a tedious video posted by a tedious poster.

Who me ?

7,154 posts

167 months

Tuesday 11th February
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Don't know if this has been mentioned before, but if there's an idiot hogging your tale- find somewhere safe to let th accident get past to happen up the road. If the road is not suitable for letting them past- I find the old stop start method works,and they soon get the message that intimidation will not work.

dreamcracker

2,928 posts

172 months

Tuesday 11th February
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Why can't drivers look where they are going, instead of worrying about what is in their rear view mirror?

I just don't understand the obsession.

If it bothers you that much pull over and let others past.

I always keep up with the traffic in front, so there is no temptatiion for traffic behind to want to go faster.





Brooksay

158 posts

25 months

Wednesday 12th February
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Hoofy said:
Sam.M said:
Hoofy said:
Brooksay said:
"Anal sphincter". As opposed to the other kind?
The one at the entrance to your stomach. Or the one that stops you pissing yourself as you walk along the road. smile
Anal, esophageal, preputial, plenty of sphincters to go around.
Yep! We are getting a bit anal about this. biggrin
I'm completely 'bowelled' over..