Badly modified cars thread Mk3

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That's unfortunate.

[anonymous-user]

Teddy Lop said:

MightyBadger said:

B'stard Child said:

£9050 for a part finished Alpina Replica E38

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-740i-SPORT-4-4-AUTO...





Where do I sign!!!

Skewed Alpina decal/stripe is terrible.

what an ahem, eccentric inventory that odd little dealer has.

Yes quite a few interesting choices. The 205 GTI pictures are odd, 25 years old, 116000 miles on the clock so there are pictures of an empty service book?

Flywheel bhp is no more than standard 130bhp despite some mods too.

[J8 SVG]

aaron_2000 said:

Isn't this the one from the Vice documentary?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Impreza-wide-arc...

If this was in Austrlia I'd expect to see the mighty car mods guys buying this and turning it up until it goes bang

[Halmyre]

Jader1973 said:

It is for sale if anyone wants it

https://www.justcars.com.au/cars-for-sale/1968-jag...

"Tastefully customised" my sharny arse. Only in a country where a pie floater is haute cuisine.

[67Dino]

Jader1973 said:

It is for sale if anyone wants it

https://www.justcars.com.au/cars-for-sale/1968-jag...

It’s face conveys perfectly the expression of a beautiful car that’s cruelly been made ugly.

[irocfan]

[Mikebentley]

I laughed out loud at the above clown car

[ambuletz]

This video also belongs in the youtube thread but I think it makes sense putting here for debate.

Japan's Custom Lamborghini Legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyouLW76qOc




You can always google his business, fighting star (japan). to see more of his custom/modified lambos

[E63eeeeee...]

Lambos are meant to be batst, so making them a bit more batst makes sense to me.

[ambuletz]

E63eeeeee... said:

Lambos are meant to be batst, so making them a bit more batst makes sense to me.

I agree, and i do like what he does.

[supacool1]

Am on the night shift with little happening and I found this turd...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-focus-1-8-zetec-mo...

And this drug dealer spec 'Show car'

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-s7-700-bhp-stage-3...

This would have been a good car....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-300zx-600hp-Forg...

[Its Just Adz]

That S7 is really bad.

[B'stard Child]

I'm not sure on this one

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-TDCI-BTCC-Re...

I think it hinges for me on if the tyres are actually Goodyear

[Escort3500]

For all you ‘Mustle’ car fans

[Wheel_Turned_Out]

The fact this Audi A4 is the 2.0 TDI is somehow even more the icing on the cake.

[h0b0]

B'stard Child said:

I'm not sure on this one

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-TDCI-BTCC-Re...

I think it hinges for me on if the tyres are actually Goodyear

I had no idea that tyre stickers are a thing. I assumed people were just painting the letters. Now I know they are applying rubber stickers I can't decide if that makes them sad or me old. (or both). In one advert I found it says they will report you to the authorities if you are applying the sticker to the wrong brand tyres. Who are the correct authorities? Fashion police?

[E63eeeeee...]

B'stard Child said:

I'm not sure on this one

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Focus-TDCI-BTCC-Re...

I think it hinges for me on if the tyres are actually Goodyear

Cheap to insure? Maybe, but it does take six hours to type in all of the mods.

[alec.e]

Its Just Adz said:

That S7 is really bad.

Is it though? Not a fan of the blacked out look or subs, but the rest looks pretty OEM and running good power...

[supacool1]

alec.e said:

Is it though? Not a fan of the blacked out look or subs, but the rest looks pretty OEM and running good power...

''As add all common problems sorted''

The above quote from the ad and the fact it has a vape in the centre cubby should be the final nails in the coffin....well that and mods up to 650bhp on 98000+ would worry me-illiteracy aside....

[OllieJolly]

supacool1 said:

''As add all common problems sorted''

The above quote from the ad and the fact it has a vape in the centre cubby should be the final nails in the coffin....well that and mods up to 650bhp on 98000+ would worry me-illiteracy aside....

I honestly feel like I can smell the interior of that S7 just through the pictures.
Do you know what I mean?
I couldn't describe the smell that I mean, but you'd know the smell if you smelled it.
And you would smell it, occasionally, despite it having a vac&fresh / magic tree covering it up. You'd still get a whiff of it every now and then.

Excessive use of the word "smell" to reinforce my point.