Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 16]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 16]

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Biglips

1,338 posts

155 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Holiday checklist:

Confirmation we can go to France by Boris -no
Confirmation of annual leave by employer - no
Confirmation of holiday booking - no
One way train ticket - yes
Impending barge purchase - yes

Will update later......

Emeye

9,773 posts

223 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Biglips said:
Holiday checklist:

Confirmation we can go to France by Boris -no
Confirmation of annual leave by employer - no
Confirmation of holiday booking - no
One way train ticket - yes
Impending barge purchase - yes

Will update later......
Is it the E55 recently posted?

As is typical, that E55 is exactly what I want, and local. When I say is, is is now was (?), as I have agreed to buy my bro's old Caravelle off him. Oh well.

BlueMR2

8,655 posts

202 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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This could potentially be a nice car.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-5-SERIES-530i-M-SPO...

Biglips

1,338 posts

155 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Added bonus of spectacular train ride

Apologies for malrotation

PenultimateSpiderman

157 posts

61 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Biglips said:
Added bonus of spectacular train ride

Apologies for malrotation
you should livestream this! I like to live vicariously

JeremyH5

1,584 posts

135 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Will you guys stop it with the E39 porn? I’ve got the E36 and E38 and really don’t need the full set! Argh! Honestly, leave it! smokin

legendracer

415 posts

50 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Looking something premium for a friend. If possible below 100000 miles, concern is reliability. 10 year old possible?
Any suggestions for £5000. Is this wrong thread for the needs?

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,080 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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legendracer said:
Looking something premium for a friend. If possible below 100000 miles, concern is reliability. 10 year old possible?
Any suggestions for £5000. Is this wrong thread for the needs?
At current market prices something premium and reliable, 2010 onwards with sub 100k miles is probably a big ask I think. Certainly if by premium you mean things like S Class, A8 or 7 series sort of luxury. Those cars don't always mean reliable either hehe

CharlesdeGaulle

26,266 posts

180 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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legendracer said:
Is this wrong thread for the needs?
This thread deals almost exclusively with special needs!

JeremyH5

1,584 posts

135 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
legendracer said:
Is this wrong thread for the needs?
This thread deals almost exclusively with special needs!
Mmmmm Lexus you need, yes

Speed addicted

5,574 posts

227 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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JeremyH5 said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
legendracer said:
Is this wrong thread for the needs?
This thread deals almost exclusively with special needs!
Mmmmm Lexus you need, yes
Reliability isn’t mileage based, Lexus may well be the way forward!

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,080 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Speed addicted said:
JeremyH5 said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
legendracer said:
Is this wrong thread for the needs?
This thread deals almost exclusively with special needs!
Mmmmm Lexus you need, yes
Reliability isn’t mileage based, Lexus may well be the way forward!
Depends if they're viewed as premium enough, and I think you might struggle to get a premium Lexus (LS, maybe a GS) that's under 10 years old, under 100k miles and £5k or less though? Who accepts the challenge to look? biggrin

PrinceRupert

11,574 posts

85 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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You could get a 2005 Lexus GS430 for 5k. Looks quite modern.

Or my suggestion for a car that meets all the requirements (note: no comment on reliability):

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2020...


tomble22

598 posts

128 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Nicks90

546 posts

54 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Speed addicted said:
I’d have a look at the miracle of YouTube, a cam belt change may not be too complicated (especially for someone with a new socket set) and you could do it for the price of parts.
Essentially you just need to keep everything lined up, I knew a bloke that would cut the belt in half lengthways while the engine was running, slip the new belt on to the space he’d made then cut the rest off. No danger of getting things out of line!
Did that on my old 2.5nad land rover. You set the revs to 1500rpm using a screw driver behind the throttle spring on the pump to make it run 'smooth' and hold the blade to the belt
Turn the engine off and push the new belt on the edge and the snip the last bit of belt etc
Worked a charm. That was done in a field in Helmsley half way through a days offroadinf with the local land rover club. I'd not put the breather/drain bolt in the bottom of the timing belt cover and gone through a very deep big mud hole and got stuck. After getting dragged out, you could hear things clanking around behind the belt cover!!!
Luckily the local farmer had a spare 2.5nad belt from his ldv parts bin and sold it to me for a tenner. Cheapest belt change ever

legendracer

415 posts

50 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Thank you for the replies and brainstorm. I know this is a challenge. The real challenge is looking for cars which are not older than 10 years into battle under 100000 miles. All under £5000. Big lol but, I thought of trying. This future owner sees brands like benz, bmw, audi, jaguar as premium. But no hatchbacks from any of them.

That jag seems good. Hope it runs at least for the honeymoon days. Don't want to get a call in the 1st 3 months if it breaks. You know that guilt, because I chose it for them.
I asked them if they would be happy with non premium brands, but they want premium brands with bells and whistles and show off to neighbours.
Is A4 or c class better than jag? Is the risk same for all these at this price? Better say, spare part cost same for all these? Not the regular parts like filters or pads, but pumps or sensors, etc.

legendracer

415 posts

50 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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tomble22 said:
Drool.... This looks good than the jag. Watching a Lexus gives a sense of peace than jag. Isn't funny.

PrinceRupert

11,574 posts

85 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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An Audi A4 is not a luxury car.

Macron

9,876 posts

166 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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legendracer said:
This future owner sees brands like benz, bmw, audi, jaguar as premium. But no hatchbacks from any of them.

Is A4 or c class better than jag? Is the risk same for all these at this price? Better say, spare part cost same for all these? Not the regular parts like filters or pads, but pumps or sensors, etc.
Why the mention of hatchbacks? Do they want one or is not having one seen as premium?

What size vehicle? Land yacht like we do, or would they be happy with a fancy badge on a coupe to show off to the neighbours? What miles?

If they're worried about spare part prices but want luxury and have £5k to spend, tell them to buy a Jazz for a grand and show off to the neighbours with their £4k holiday photos.

drophead

1,056 posts

157 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Macron said:
Drophead, get an E39, just not the 35i. Drinks like the 40 goes like the 30.
cat220 said:
If you don’t need 4 doors then go for the AMG the ‘55 is an absolute peach and bullet proof if well looked after.
John Locke said:
Never mind the house, the CLK is the only option there.
Hmm very tempted by the CLK but I have 'the fear' around owning something that can throw a mouth drying bill at you.

Surprised at the lack of love for the 330Ci mit slusher.

Thank you for the responses so far, apologies I'm not able to participate as readily as normal but work has got me back at the grindstone. Our industry's just woken up with a big ol bang.
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