Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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Scrump

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13,119 posts

122 months

Friday 11th December 2020
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V8mate

44,543 posts

153 months

Friday 11th December 2020
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b00bs

glenrobbo

24,908 posts

114 months

Friday 11th December 2020
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V8mate said:
b00bs
nono

B(. )(. )BS! smile

Johnspex

3,034 posts

148 months

Friday 11th December 2020
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I don't know if this is juvenile or snigger some but it was a tad embarrassing .
A middle aged couple have moved in down the road from us.
The poor buggers have had to spend a fortune on having remedial work done on their house that they hadn't expected. New roof, cracking joists, water erosion,all sorts of things . An ongoing litany of expensive problems.

A few days ago we saw them walking past our place. They stopped to chat and it was obvious to anyone she was pale and tired.
We passed the usual pleasantries and she said she'd just come out of hospital after an operation of an intimate nature. A few minutes of way too graphic chit chat I thought I'd change the subject to threir house, ' how are things down there now?'












' I should be fine in a few days' she replied.

Oops.

captain_cynic

6,821 posts

59 months

Friday 11th December 2020
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glenrobbo said:
V8mate said:
b00bs
nono

B(. )(. )BS! smile
B(o)(o)bs

They're called areolas... which always makes me snigger (perhaps thats a bit too high brow for this thread).

Also

(_).(_)

motco

13,835 posts

210 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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captain_cynic said:
glenrobbo said:
V8mate said:
b00bs
nono

B(. )(. )BS! smile
B(o)(o)bs

They're called areolas... which always makes me snigger (perhaps thats a bit too high brow for this thread).

Also

(_).(_)

Apropos the post a little higher up (or lower down really) ((!))

Jonmx

1,968 posts

177 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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I was in the City Centre yesterday when an old boy walking in front of me emitted a trouser cough so loud it sounded like a dinosaur roaring. This was followed by him bursting into laughter and being berated by his clearly long suffering wife. The puerility of the whole situation had me and several others joining in the laughter.

nonsequitur

17,173 posts

80 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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Jonmx said:
I was in the City Centre yesterday when an old boy walking in front of me emitted a trouser cough so loud it sounded like a dinosaur roaring. This was followed by him bursting into laughter and being berated by his clearly long suffering wife. The puerility of the whole situation had me and several others joining in the laughter.
I think farts always generate laughter, regardless of age.

slopes

32,736 posts

151 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Jonmx said:
I was in the City Centre yesterday when an old boy walking in front of me emitted a trouser cough so loud it sounded like a dinosaur roaring. This was followed by him bursting into laughter and being berated by his clearly long suffering wife. The puerility of the whole situation had me and several others joining in the laughter.
I think farts always generate laughter, regardless of age.
Farts are definitely funny but the best ones are when babies do them and then sit there with that shocked expression on their face as if to say "holy st! Wtf was that??"

nonsequitur

17,173 posts

80 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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slopes said:
nonsequitur said:
Jonmx said:
I was in the City Centre yesterday when an old boy walking in front of me emitted a trouser cough so loud it sounded like a dinosaur roaring. This was followed by him bursting into laughter and being berated by his clearly long suffering wife. The puerility of the whole situation had me and several others joining in the laughter.
I think farts always generate laughter, regardless of age.
Farts are definitely funny but the best ones are when babies do them and then sit there with that shocked expression on their face as if to say "holy st! Wtf was that??"
When Lady nonseq disgraced herself, my grandson - about 2 years old - shouted 'nana farted' to the assembled relatives.

Jonboy_t

4,682 posts

147 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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My old man has just had rather invasive surgery which has resulted in having a stoma. He’s been really down in the dumps about it so me and the lad went round to see him to sit in the garden and catch up. He was telling us about how much money he’s saved on loo roll when his bag just erupted in the wettest, loudest and most violent fart I have ever heard in my life. My lad (7) practically wet himself as my old man shot up and ran in to the house shouting “bloody hell, it’s going to bloody explode!” As you could see the involuntary balloon pushing his T-shirt out.

I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it smile

glenrobbo

24,908 posts

114 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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I really miss the "Appalling Flatulence" thread. frown

Why on earth was it deleted? It should be proudly placed near the top of the Legendary Threads list, it was comedy gold.

slopes

32,736 posts

151 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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Lady Slopes looks at me with despair when i get wind, especially if our eldest grand daughter is about because i do the falling gag. You know the one, you make out as if you threw something up in the air, watch as it falls back and when it allegedly hits the floor, you let the wind go.

Our eldest grand daughter laughs, displays comedy exasperation." Granddad!!!" then goes back to laughing again. Cue me sat with a silly grin on my face and Lady Slopes sighing whilst knitting furiously to display her displeasure at my antics. laugh

dartissimus

888 posts

138 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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Syrups.

talksthetorque

8,869 posts

99 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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If anyone is feeling left out of this fart thread as they are naturally aflatulent, try these:

Taken for long term heartburn issues, they basically speed up your gastric action, to the point that 20 minutes after eating you could inflate a baloon in four or five goes.

CharlesdeGaulle

16,217 posts

144 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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talksthetorque said:
Taken for long term heartburn issues, they basically speed up your gastric action, to the point that 20 minutes after eating you could inflate a baloon in four or five goes.
That would be a pretty cool party trick.

slopes

32,736 posts

151 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
talksthetorque said:
Taken for long term heartburn issues, they basically speed up your gastric action, to the point that 20 minutes after eating you could inflate a baloon in four or five goes.
That would be a pretty cool party trick.
laugh that would be quite the party piece

CoolC

4,072 posts

178 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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Let it Snow wrapping paper (not my picture, pinched from elsewhere)


21st Century Man

35,317 posts

212 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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Jonboy_t said:
My old man has just had rather invasive surgery which has resulted in having a stoma. He’s been really down in the dumps about it so me and the lad went round to see him to sit in the garden and catch up. He was telling us about how much money he’s saved on loo roll when his bag just erupted in the wettest, loudest and most violent fart I have ever heard in my life. My lad (7) practically wet himself as my old man shot up and ran in to the house shouting “bloody hell, it’s going to bloody explode!” As you could see the involuntary balloon pushing his T-shirt out.

I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it smile
There are times when this place needs a like button.

Teddy Lop

4,699 posts

31 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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