Best way to secure a van from being stolen?

Best way to secure a van from being stolen?

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triangularmonkey

Original Poster:

43 posts

96 months

Tuesday 2nd March 2021
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Just had a special door step visit from my local family. They had great things to say about my van but unfortunately for them it is not for sale. Good reason to suspect they'll be back to try at a different time.

Parked on a driveway, any recommendations on how to secure it besides the obvious (taking the wheels off) right PITA as I need it as my daily driver. Most of the wheel locks look like cheap crap that comes off in 3 minutes with a grinder. Trackers are quite dear and I doubt they'd give it back lightly.


FazGti

96 posts

125 months

Tuesday 2nd March 2021
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Take out the fuse for the fuel pump and block it in with another car.

PH User

22,154 posts

108 months

Tuesday 2nd March 2021
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Just make sure your insurance is up to date, then relax.

OllieJolly

348 posts

116 months

Tuesday 2nd March 2021
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I'd imagine you'd be better with a bollard or three, than anything else.
I don't imagine it'd be cheap to install them though.

Course, you could at least throw them at any would-be thief, if you can't have them installed. biggrin


jeremyh1

1,358 posts

127 months

Wednesday 3rd March 2021
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Take the wheels off and leave it on blocks
Keep the wheels in your bedroom

Deranged Rover

3,392 posts

74 months

Wednesday 3rd March 2021
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Sorry, I’m lost. Why do you think your family want to steal your van?

Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Wednesday 3rd March 2021
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Deranged Rover said:
Sorry, I’m lost. Why do you think your family want to steal your van?
Do yo think it might have been code? Maybe for some loveable scamps who aren't allowed at Pontins?

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Get some ''Ebola reponse Vehicle'' stickers made up.

David87

6,656 posts

212 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Cold said:
Do yo think it might have been code? Maybe for some loveable scamps who aren't allowed at Pontins?
The Nolan Sisters?

Charles Sweeney

105 posts

95 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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I think you should move house!

I used to use the old Stoplock (or whatever it was called) over the steering wheel. Simple and effective.

Another thing I had in a van was a ski lock, a kind of clamp with a cable and lock. The clamp went on the gear lever. I then put it in reverse gear and secured the cable to the seat frame so there was no way you could get it out of reverse.

I think there's only so much you can do, as they say, it they really want it they'll get it.

Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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David87 said:
Cold said:
Do yo think it might have been code? Maybe for some loveable scamps who aren't allowed at Pontins?
The Nolan Sisters?
I always suspected they were wrong'uns.

Roboticarm

1,452 posts

61 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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These https://www.mul-t-lock.com/en/site/mul-t-lock/prod... are really good

There's on on eBay 2nd hand for £40

eliot

11,428 posts

254 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Deranged Rover said:
Sorry, I’m lost. Why do you think your family want to steal your van?
family living room has a tow-bar

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Paint it black and put a empty coffin in the back. Thank me later.

Deranged Rover

3,392 posts

74 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Cold said:
Do yo think it might have been code? Maybe for some loveable scamps who aren't allowed at Pontins?
Ah, got you. I must admit, I’m intrigued to know more about the visit and how it went down.

In that case, have you thought of wiring your van’s door handles to the mains? Obviously don’t forget you’ve done this when you go out to use it in the morning...

HayesDC2

285 posts

132 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Blocking it in / a bollard is probably the best as some kind of damage would be caused by people trying to get it before realizing it won't start.

I had a Peugeot Partner work van and that seemed to have the door handles popped off it pretty much every time I parked it, was a right hassle getting it repaired over and over.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Roboticarm said:
These https://www.mul-t-lock.com/en/site/mul-t-lock/prod... are really good

There's on on eBay 2nd hand for £40
How do you know the second hand one hasn't come off a van that has been robbed?;)

andy43

9,717 posts

254 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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I have an old Landcruiser 80.
Used to be the chrome plated caravan tow-ers 4x4 of choice.
I’ve had a few knocking asking if it’s for sale.
It’s got a proper immobiliser and alarm on it plus my driveway slopes steeply up to the road but I think it’s just a matter of time...

J4CKO

41,555 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Is that standard, offering to purchase before stealing ?

Surely just nicking it in the first place and not introducing yourself would be a more direct method.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Use google translate as I have no idea what this is called in English but they are pretty much impossible to bypass. We had one installed on a car years ago and they are really popular in the former communist countries where car theft is rife. It basically locks the vehicle into 5th gear or (p in the case of automatics)

A company called Gerda also make the same product. They must be available in the uk somewhere and are discrete too.

https://www.niedzwiedz-lock.pl/