Microsodt OS for cars

[VTECDave]

As expected this thread has identified the true computer nerds from the normal people .

As I work in IT I've had to restrain myself from being lured into making the usual MS jokes.

[smeagol]

The real irony is that they're not jokes

[marki]

most common error message would have to be m.m.i.

[go-go]

Ok, probably everyone knows this, it's an old joke:

What should do a Microshit wannabeprogrammer when a car suddenly stops. He should leave the car, close the door, reopen it and the car will continue.

I know, it's old but i like it.

[tvradict]

Thing that scares me the most is that windows is barely able to control my computer without things going wrong! F**k letting it control my car! You'd pull up at traffic lights and the doors would open or someting stupid! Come 2006, it'll all be back to normal! When the US navy fleet is lost and the commanders, instead if seeing a blue sea, see the 'blue screen of death' as well as an error meesage ' Warning, Nulcear Missile Launch Detected!' F*** That!!! Anyone remember the Test ship that had to be towed 100miles back to shore when the Software went belly up??

[smeagol]

Wasn't that Bill Gates Boat. I heard that his boat "crashed" its electronics when it first went out. Laugh? I had to change me pants

[tvradict]

Don't remember that one, though that is funny
The one i heard about was the US navy ship that was testing the BETA version of the system that is to implemented into the entire US navy fleet in 2006! Ever get the feeling Bill Gates is in the wrong job??