What have you done to your BMW today?

What have you done to your BMW today?

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rottenegg

827 posts

71 months

Wednesday 20th November
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_Hoppers said:
rottenegg said:
Stillstand said:
Went to go out this morning in the G31 and was greeted with a red add coolant immediately warning. I checked the expansion tank and sure enough, it was empty without any visible leaks in the engine bay or on the ground. Added just over a litre of water to get the warning off - did some bits and then called BMW customer service assist

I have the EGR recall and one of the symptoms is coolant loss. Sure enough they said they'll recover the vehicle from my home and look to inspect and replace the EGR if that is truly the issue. This was done within 2 hours.

I'm just waiting on a hire car as I need to travel for the rest of the week.

Hoping it's nothing more serious..
Yup, exactly that happened to my brother's G31 530d. The worse than useless dealer that did the EGR recall didn't put one of the EGR cooler pipes back on properly.
When they did mine they didn't plug the MAF sensor back in, then tried to blame it on me! Yeah, after I've taken my car to BMW I usually randomly disconnect sensors!
That was clever of them! Yep, next time it goes in for a brake job, randomly unplug your ABS sensors afterwards. Idiots!

My brother's 530d ended up overheating and leaving him stranded. He knows less than zero about cars unfortunately. Absolutely zero Fs given by the dealer, in spite of them causing the problem. Thankfully no permanent damage. Pretty stout engines BMW diesels smile

I will never, ever be using a main dealer, ever again, ever, until the end of time. Their level of incompetence and indifference needs a new word in the Collins dictionary.

McGee_22

7,098 posts

187 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Additional gummi-plefge on the E39 door seals today after slightly sticky frosty doors this morning.

Not today but in the last week I have taken the E34 out for an instrument whizz to see what Alpina cluster I have fitted in an effort to determine to how to get the B10 BiTurbo Touring running properly - mine ran beautifully on a B-road and motorway run and I am so glad I retro-fitted the Cruise Control components to the already fitted loom in the car.

The E38 was taken out last weekend for a 200 mile round trip to see relatives. Both my wife and daughter are super busy so while I sat up front and chauffeured they did essays and emails spread out across the long wheelbase back seats on the way there, and then fell asleep in the reclining and heated rear seats on the later drive home. I had been toying about selling the B12 and perhaps buying an Aston Martin Rapide, because, y'know, Aston, but there is no way they would be able to work and be nearly as comfortable in a Rapide than they would in an ancient lwb E38, so I have binned the idea.

Swervin_Mervin

4,606 posts

246 months

Wednesday 20th November
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McGee_22 said:
Additional gummi-plefge on the E39 door seals today after slightly sticky frosty doors this morning.

Not today but in the last week I have taken the E34 out for an instrument whizz to see what Alpina cluster I have fitted in an effort to determine to how to get the B10 BiTurbo Touring running properly - mine ran beautifully on a B-road and motorway run and I am so glad I retro-fitted the Cruise Control components to the already fitted loom in the car.

The E38 was taken out last weekend for a 200 mile round trip to see relatives. Both my wife and daughter are super busy so while I sat up front and chauffeured they did essays and emails spread out across the long wheelbase back seats on the way there, and then fell asleep in the reclining and heated rear seats on the later drive home. I had been toying about selling the B12 and perhaps buying an Aston Martin Rapide, because, y'know, Aston, but there is no way they would be able to work and be nearly as comfortable in a Rapide than they would in an ancient lwb E38, so I have binned the idea.
That is immensely cool and I want one now! hehe

rottenegg

827 posts

71 months

Wednesday 20th November
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The gummi bear pledge never worked for me.

Fuchs Carbaflo KSP 105 was a 'one and done' in my F30 though.

_Hoppers

1,399 posts

73 months

Wednesday 20th November
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rottenegg said:
gummi bear pledge
laugh

McGee_22

7,098 posts

187 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Swervin_Mervin said:
McGee_22 said:
Additional gummi-plefge on the E39 door seals today after slightly sticky frosty doors this morning.

Not today but in the last week I have taken the E34 out for an instrument whizz to see what Alpina cluster I have fitted in an effort to determine to how to get the B10 BiTurbo Touring running properly - mine ran beautifully on a B-road and motorway run and I am so glad I retro-fitted the Cruise Control components to the already fitted loom in the car.

The E38 was taken out last weekend for a 200 mile round trip to see relatives. Both my wife and daughter are super busy so while I sat up front and chauffeured they did essays and emails spread out across the long wheelbase back seats on the way there, and then fell asleep in the reclining and heated rear seats on the later drive home. I had been toying about selling the B12 and perhaps buying an Aston Martin Rapide, because, y'know, Aston, but there is no way they would be able to work and be nearly as comfortable in a Rapide than they would in an ancient lwb E38, so I have binned the idea.
That is immensely cool and I want one now! hehe
It is rather pleasant...





...even for the driver...



In E38 B12 5.7 lwb form there were just two cars sold in the UK and two more rhd Japanese spec cars both of which are now in the UK. There were a few rhd Japanese spec lwb B12 6.0 cars too and at least one is in the UK. Of all the UK cars mine is highest spec with the full rear AC, TV and VHS/DVD player.

sortedcossie

724 posts

136 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Bloody impressive machine that.

Swervin_Mervin

4,606 posts

246 months

Wednesday 20th November
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That is mega.

Have you seen this chap's?



McGee_22

7,098 posts

187 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Swervin_Mervin said:
That is mega.

Have you seen this chap's?

I have, and I saw it a few years ago when it was close to being scrapped. It is the only full Mora E38 B12 (there is a weird silver over Mora 5.7 car) but due to the tiny numbers of B12 cars made that can be the same for many, many cars. For instance, mine is the only Individual Montreal Blue car E38 B12.

Swervin_Mervin

4,606 posts

246 months

Wednesday 20th November
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McGee_22 said:
Swervin_Mervin said:
That is mega.

Have you seen this chap's?

I have, and I saw it a few years ago when it was close to being scrapped. It is the only full Mora E38 B12 (there is a weird silver over Mora 5.7 car) but due to the tiny numbers of B12 cars made that can be the same for many, many cars. For instance, mine is the only Individual Montreal Blue car E38 B12.
cool It's difficult to think of something like that coming close to being scrapped these days!

couzens

526 posts

150 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Discovered the whoosing noise in the cabin is a split in a vacuum hose. Yay.

McGee_22

7,098 posts

187 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Swervin_Mervin said:
McGee_22 said:
Swervin_Mervin said:
That is mega.

Have you seen this chap's?

I have, and I saw it a few years ago when it was close to being scrapped. It is the only full Mora E38 B12 (there is a weird silver over Mora 5.7 car) but due to the tiny numbers of B12 cars made that can be the same for many, many cars. For instance, mine is the only Individual Montreal Blue car E38 B12.
cool It's difficult to think of something like that coming close to being scrapped these days!
It wasn't shiny, it was hidden under poorly fitted rough tarpaulins with a window put through and a mouldy interior, kerbed wheels, the whole 'abandoned modern classic' thing.

Bungleaio

6,402 posts

210 months

Wednesday 20th November
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Collected my G42 from the dealer today after having all four discs along with pads changed under warranty. I'm surprised they all warped as was the dealer considering it's not quite on 3.5k miles and it's only been on the road for 3 months.

Swervin_Mervin

4,606 posts

246 months

Wednesday 20th November
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McGee_22 said:
Swervin_Mervin said:
McGee_22 said:
Swervin_Mervin said:
That is mega.

Have you seen this chap's?

I have, and I saw it a few years ago when it was close to being scrapped. It is the only full Mora E38 B12 (there is a weird silver over Mora 5.7 car) but due to the tiny numbers of B12 cars made that can be the same for many, many cars. For instance, mine is the only Individual Montreal Blue car E38 B12.
cool It's difficult to think of something like that coming close to being scrapped these days!
It wasn't shiny, it was hidden under poorly fitted rough tarpaulins with a window put through and a mouldy interior, kerbed wheels, the whole 'abandoned modern classic' thing.
Fantastic that it's been saved.

g3org3y

Original Poster:

21,130 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st November
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Yesterday took the X5 in to specialist to check out the weird whistling noise and PDC fault (no signal).

PCV issue and parking sensor problem reportedly.

g3org3y

Original Poster:

21,130 posts

199 months

Thursday 21st November
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McGee_22 said:
Additional gummi-plefge on the E39 door seals today after slightly sticky frosty doors this morning.
Need to do this with all the cars. Thanks for reminding.

On Tuesday the 6 series doors were rather sticky and the windows didn't do their usual slight drop on opening.

Olivergt

1,662 posts

89 months

Thursday 21st November
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g3org3y said:
McGee_22 said:
Additional gummi-plefge on the E39 door seals today after slightly sticky frosty doors this morning.
Need to do this with all the cars. Thanks for reminding.

On Tuesday the 6 series doors were rather sticky and the windows didn't do their usual slight drop on opening.
Are there any alternatives to gummi-plefge? Not that I'm against going out and buying some, but I might have something "on the shelf" that would be ok as well?

He said looking out at the snow this morning (west coast of Ireland).

danb79

9,808 posts

80 months

Thursday 21st November
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Olivergt said:
Are there any alternatives to gummi-plefge? Not that I'm against going out and buying some, but I might have something "on the shelf" that would be ok as well?

He said looking out at the snow this morning (west coast of Ireland).
WD silicone spray will work; but the Gummi stuff rehydrates the rubber too, which is why it works so well

danb79

9,808 posts

80 months

Thursday 21st November
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Bungleaio said:
Collected my G42 from the dealer today after having all four discs along with pads changed under warranty. I'm surprised they all warped as was the dealer considering it's not quite on 3.5k miles and it's only been on the road for 3 months.
Road car brake discs don't warp; the heat needed to do that is nigh on impossible to achieve, more so on all 4 corners

It will have been brake pad deposits that caused it; but under warranty, they'll just swap them out

danb79

9,808 posts

80 months

Thursday 21st November
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McGee_22 said:
It is rather pleasant...





...even for the driver...



In E38 B12 5.7 lwb form there were just two cars sold in the UK and two more rhd Japanese spec cars both of which are now in the UK. There were a few rhd Japanese spec lwb B12 6.0 cars too and at least one is in the UK. Of all the UK cars mine is highest spec with the full rear AC, TV and VHS/DVD player.
Still a stunning car and probably the best E38 in the land...