New Alfa Milano leaked

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Funkstar De Luxe

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804 posts

197 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Well here it is. And as we all suspected, Alfas first electric car is a disaster.

A sad lump of parts from the Stellantis bin




MikeGTi

2,581 posts

215 months

Tuesday 9th April 2024
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Good god.

From Giulia/Stelvio to this. Bloody Stellantis...

Killer2005

20,174 posts

242 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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hurl

Deary me, what a mess that is.

MikeGTi

2,581 posts

215 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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C5_Steve

5,761 posts

117 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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MikeGTi said:
rofl

Spot on. What a state.

heisthegaffer

3,824 posts

212 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Looks disgusting. I saw a render by a website that looked pretty good.

DannyScene

7,207 posts

169 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Makes me glad I no longer work for Alfa

Petrus1983

10,390 posts

176 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Funkstar De Luxe said:
Well here it is. And as we all suspected, Alfas first electric car is a disaster.

A sad lump of parts from the Stellantis bin



Not even a mother could love that. Awful.

dxg

9,310 posts

274 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Front end screams Vauxhall Mokka. It's the shape of the bonnet leading edge and its relationship to the headlights / grille.

Nick Pappagiorgio

75 posts

47 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Assuming that's the standard grille/badge, its just asking for people to pick at it and break bits off.

Will be this decade's Vauxhall Insignia, commonly with a big gap where the front badge once was

Nick Pappagiorgio

75 posts

47 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Live "reveal" here at 4pm....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWrDMZVOnA

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

804 posts

197 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Nick Pappagiorgio said:
Live "reveal" here at 4pm....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWrDMZVOnA
Thanks for this. I can't believe the mess.

Small battery, front wheel drive, no power (130bhp?!), and that styling.

Sign me up for the Mokka please.

is-uk

1,517 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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It's not going too well for them on their insta comments.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5A4KRJJM-z/

Killer2005

20,174 posts

242 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Nick Pappagiorgio

75 posts

47 months

Wednesday 10th April 2024
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Now I've seen the official launch, I don't think the grille/badge is *too* bad if black-on-black.

I would have preferred chrome, but I suppose the black hides all the radar gubbins needed these days.

is-uk

1,517 posts

230 months

Monday 15th April 2024
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They have been forced to change the name from Milano to Junior.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/alfa-r...

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

804 posts

197 months

Monday 15th April 2024
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is-uk said:
They have been forced to change the name from Milano to Junior.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/alfa-r...
Jesus… what a total mess

heisthegaffer

3,824 posts

212 months

Monday 15th April 2024
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The looks have grown on me.

Why the Italian government wants to throw a spanner in the works I'll never know.

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

804 posts

197 months

Monday 15th April 2024
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heisthegaffer said:
The looks have grown on me.

Why the Italian government wants to throw a spanner in the works I'll never know.
Because they have a sense of decency and understand heritage. Not made in Milan, shouldn’t be called the Milano.

Good for them, stopping this false, cheap, bullst.

Killer2005

20,174 posts

242 months

Monday 15th April 2024
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Funkstar De Luxe said:
is-uk said:
They have been forced to change the name from Milano to Junior.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/alfa-r...
Jesus… what a total mess
That's very embarrassing for them.