New Alfa Milano leaked

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Funkstar De Luxe

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789 posts

184 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Well here it is. And as we all suspected, Alfas first electric car is a disaster.

A sad lump of parts from the Stellantis bin




MikeGTi

2,510 posts

202 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Good god.

From Giulia/Stelvio to this. Bloody Stellantis...

Killer2005

19,666 posts

229 months

Wednesday 10th April
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hurl

Deary me, what a mess that is.

MikeGTi

2,510 posts

202 months

Wednesday 10th April
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C5_Steve

3,247 posts

104 months

Wednesday 10th April
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MikeGTi said:
rofl

Spot on. What a state.

heisthegaffer

3,438 posts

199 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Looks disgusting. I saw a render by a website that looked pretty good.

DannyScene

6,651 posts

156 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Makes me glad I no longer work for Alfa

Petrus1983

8,832 posts

163 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Funkstar De Luxe said:
Well here it is. And as we all suspected, Alfas first electric car is a disaster.

A sad lump of parts from the Stellantis bin



Not even a mother could love that. Awful.

dxg

8,258 posts

261 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Front end screams Vauxhall Mokka. It's the shape of the bonnet leading edge and its relationship to the headlights / grille.

Nick Pappagiorgio

69 posts

34 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Assuming that's the standard grille/badge, its just asking for people to pick at it and break bits off.

Will be this decade's Vauxhall Insignia, commonly with a big gap where the front badge once was

Nick Pappagiorgio

69 posts

34 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Live "reveal" here at 4pm....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWrDMZVOnA

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

789 posts

184 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Nick Pappagiorgio said:
Live "reveal" here at 4pm....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWrDMZVOnA
Thanks for this. I can't believe the mess.

Small battery, front wheel drive, no power (130bhp?!), and that styling.

Sign me up for the Mokka please.

is-uk

1,486 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th April
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It's not going too well for them on their insta comments.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5A4KRJJM-z/

Killer2005

19,666 posts

229 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Nick Pappagiorgio

69 posts

34 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Now I've seen the official launch, I don't think the grille/badge is *too* bad if black-on-black.

I would have preferred chrome, but I suppose the black hides all the radar gubbins needed these days.

is-uk

1,486 posts

217 months

Monday 15th April
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They have been forced to change the name from Milano to Junior.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/alfa-r...

Funkstar De Luxe

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789 posts

184 months

Monday 15th April
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is-uk said:
They have been forced to change the name from Milano to Junior.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/alfa-r...
Jesus… what a total mess

heisthegaffer

3,438 posts

199 months

Monday 15th April
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The looks have grown on me.

Why the Italian government wants to throw a spanner in the works I'll never know.

Funkstar De Luxe

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184 months

Monday 15th April
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heisthegaffer said:
The looks have grown on me.

Why the Italian government wants to throw a spanner in the works I'll never know.
Because they have a sense of decency and understand heritage. Not made in Milan, shouldn’t be called the Milano.

Good for them, stopping this false, cheap, bullst.

Killer2005

19,666 posts

229 months

Monday 15th April
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Funkstar De Luxe said:
is-uk said:
They have been forced to change the name from Milano to Junior.

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/alfa-r...
Jesus… what a total mess
That's very embarrassing for them.