What do you have delivered to your house - milk etc?

What do you have delivered to your house - milk etc?

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jinkster

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2,354 posts

171 months

Saturday 12th January 2013
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We have just started having milk delivered by a local farmer to our house, we found out courtesy of the neighbours. What do you have delivered to your house? Obviously newspapers and posts, online shopping - Ocado etc.

Pothole

34,367 posts

297 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Exotic maidens, freshly scrubbed. They are collected from the tradesmens' when spent.

MiniMan64

18,194 posts

205 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Coke and hookers.

billzeebub

3,885 posts

214 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Hookers & coke

Pints

18,448 posts

209 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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I once had a dishwasher delivered. And a few bits of large furniture.

Donboy

74 posts

156 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Some guy in a red top puts letters through the door , every day ...

Captain Cadillac

2,974 posts

202 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Mail

Occasionally a box, usually with stuff in it.

Chinese food or Pizza when I'm especially lazy.


Pints

18,448 posts

209 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Donboy said:
Some guy in a red top puts letters through the door , every day ...
I'd complain to Butlins about their unsolicited mail if I were you.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

201 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Papers.

Eggs from the old guy out the back (not his eggs you understand).

The odd skinned rabbit or pheasant in a bloody carrier bag from a shooter who lives up the road. Usually arrives unannounced when our fairly strident veggie neighbour is there.

AAGR

918 posts

176 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Newspapers

Post

Village Parish magazines

Neighbourhood watch dire warnings

Propaganda from the local council

- Oh Yes and - 'Sorry you were not in ....' messages from Couriers, which actually arrive through the door while I am in another part of the house. Idle sods ....


Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

201 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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AAGR said:
Propaganda from the local council
I get them from two district councils!

When I asked West Dorset DC why they were sending a South Somerset resident their copy of Pravda they said it was "too hard" to exclude our village (n.b. outside Dorset) from their mailshot.

That's how they are spending your council tax, West Dorset residents.

laugh

Honestherbert

589 posts

162 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Other than mail and takeaways we seem to be getting a lot of these little white plastic bag things from people scrounging for second hand clothes........about 3 different companies a week!!

Simpo Two

89,010 posts

280 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Honestherbert said:
we seem to be getting a lot of these little white plastic bag things from people scrounging for second hand clothes........about 3 different companies a week!!
Same here - they come in waves. 3 a week for a month or so, then nothing for a while, then another wave. But if I have any stuff to give away, it goes to the local charity shop not some dodgy Lithuanians.

Hoofy

78,534 posts

297 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Watches.

FlossyThePig

4,133 posts

258 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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  • Mail - quite frequent, usually pushed through the hole in the door.
  • The Wine Society - left exactly where requested if we are out.
  • Other couriers - variable to useless, had a package delivered a couple of days ago. Instructions said "If out leave in greenhouse", it was left outside of a neighbhour's front door.

Matt Harper

6,831 posts

216 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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fk all, aside from mail - it's what we get collected that I feel all smug about.
We have three trash collections per week - Monday it's garden waste - anything from leaf bags and lawn clippings to tree limbs (sawn to 4 ft lengths), fencing panels, rubble etc. Tuesday is regular household waste and recycling (glass, beer cans and paper) and Friday, regular houshold waste again.

Our garbage guys are awesome, they'll take pretty much anything - I thought I was pushing my luck when I left a knackered washing machine and an old matress out by the bins, but sure enough, they took everything. The sorry tales I hear from my UK friends who's bins don't get emptied for weeks - or because they are not correctly positioned, or weigh too much, make me realize what I great service we receive.

dxg

9,388 posts

275 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Water, gas and electricity.

Post, too. Sometimes.


Air.

Neighbour's cats. Although they self-deliver.

gtidriver

3,591 posts

202 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Matt do you give a slab of beer at Xmas as well. My dust men also take everything I put out now. I'm trying for a double bed base on Tuesday.

AAGR

918 posts

176 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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dxg said:
Water, gas and electricity.

Post, too. Sometimes.


Air.

Neighbour's cats. Although they self-deliver.
Since you mention cats ....

I also get :

Slow worms (Harmless, look like small snakes)

Occasional smattering of flood water in the kitchen (not again, please, pretty please.....)

Hedgehogs in the garden

Oh yes, and bloody seagulls (seaside village, you see)

Simpo Two

89,010 posts

280 months

Sunday 13th January 2013
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Matt Harper said:
Our garbage guys are awesome, they'll take pretty much anything - I thought I was pushing my luck when I left a knackered washing machine and an old matress out by the bins, but sure enough, they took everything.
Ha, I guessed you were in the USA. Over here we have Bloody Europe to contend with, and the supermarket makes you juggle 37 items of loose groceries to your car because free carrier bags are bad for the Environment. But they will sell them to you at 2p each and don't notice the shedloads of packaging the stuff they sell comes in.

America must have its share of useless civil servants too - what do they do? (or not do)