Falklands War 2

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Bushmaster

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294 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/art...

Winky slipped a ten pound note to the Argentine president to get her to ask him about the Falklands. "Please ask me about the Falklands", he said, "Then your people will love you and my people will love me!" The Argentine presidenta is said to have agreed, but requested the payment in pesos, and not "devalued tinpot pounds".

The Argentines said they want the islands back. Winky says it is not negotiable. Gentlemen, place your bets.





Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

266 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Been before, I'm sure I'll go again.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

270 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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You've got a rudder on that bloody caravan....?

Edited by mybrainhurts on Saturday 28th March 20:25

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

215 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Carefully engineered war to boost his campaign just in time for the next election.....

Nah, couldn't happen twice in 25 years wink

Bushmaster

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Saturday 28th March 2009
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Engineer a small distant war to manipulate public opinion to the advantage of both sides? No, it can't happen, can it?

Puggit

49,123 posts

263 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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It's been often stated that we wouldn't be able to take the Falklands back if the Argies invaded again, mainly due to cutbacks, but obviously also because of the fact our services are already too widely spread.

Billy Liar wanted to hand them (and Gibraltar in a separate deal) back anyway mad

Bushmaster

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Saturday 28th March 2009
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To borrow the Duke of Wellington's phrase, it was a damned close run thing last time, and given our cutbacks and the Argentines learning from their mistakes it would be even tighter next time.

Good job those volunteers are maintaining that Vulcan.

Ferg

15,242 posts

272 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Engineer a small distant war to manipulate public opinion to the advantage of both sides? No, it can't happen, can it?
I hope anyone hoping to 'engineer' anything has an Engineering Degree. The precious PH Engineers will come down on them if not! rofl

andy400

10,923 posts

246 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Been before, I'm sure I'll go again.
See you there.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

299 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Good job those volunteers are maintaining that Vulcan.
If anyone has not read it, Vulcan 607 yes


CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

227 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Craig@CMR

18,073 posts

221 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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did a milan anti tank training course over there a few years back, theres enough hardware to stop a small army there, and by the time (if) it was all expended there would be back up there.

the argies wouldnt have a hope.

Edited by Craig@CMR on Saturday 28th March 20:48

Defcon

1,211 posts

205 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Honestly how would we defend the Islands if they took them back tomorrow? 4 strike aircraft based there permanently, they'd be gone before you know it, we have no long range bombers, just carrier launched aircraft. Actually do we have any carrier launched at the moment?

Suppose it would come down to cruise missiles and that would mean getting them on station in the first place, by which time the islanders would already be choking down corned beef and delicious steaks. bks, after you then, Argies, I suppose its all yours now.

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

215 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Bushmaster said:
To borrow the Duke of Wellington's phrase, it was a damned close run thing last time, and given our cutbacks and the Argentines learning from their mistakes it would be even tighter next time.

Good job those volunteers are maintaining that Vulcan.
You reckon? - this has been discussed in another thread.

The Argentine airforce appears to be in an even worse state than it was last time around - with a very ramshackle assortment of worn out old kit available in small numbers.

Wiki suggests this:

Mirage III x 4
Mirage V x 3
Pucaras x 38 (absolutely useless in modern day warfare anyway - as demonstrated last time around)
A4 Skyhawk x 10

OK, so we'd only have, in theory, about 2 dozen Harrier GR9s available and we'd need to ensure we held Mount Pleasant even if they grabbed control of the rest of the islands, if we wanted to use the 4 Tornados..... but there are around 500 marines down there available to hold the air base, so I reckon we could do that.

If we did hold Mount Pleasant, they'd be buggered, as we could get some more fast jets into action fairly quickly.

Their naval strength is better than last time, but they still don't have any carriers available and everything is either old or low tech.

We also have a couple of subs operating in the area to take care of their navy - which would be reluctant to emerge from port given the risk.

Bushmaster

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Saturday 28th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Been before, I'm sure I'll go again.
Good man, the prisoners are going to need a few blankets.

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

215 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Defcon said:
Honestly how would we defend the Islands if they took them back tomorrow? 4 strike aircraft based there permanently, they'd be gone before you know it, we have no long range bombers, just carrier launched aircraft. Actually do we have any carrier launched at the moment?

Suppose it would come down to cruise missiles and that would mean getting them on station in the first place, by which time the islanders would already be choking down corned beef and delicious steaks. bks, after you then, Argies, I suppose its all yours now.
They couldn't get anywhere near those Tornados - either by land or in the air and I really don't think long range heavy bombers are the answer as the Vulcan effort achieved sod all last time.

The Fleet Air Arm could have done much more damage to the runway if they'd been allowed to run the required missions.

Vulcans were just an RAF propaganda effort.

Ferg

15,242 posts

272 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Cara Van Man said:
Been before, I'm sure I'll go again.
Good man, the prisoners are going to need a few blankets.
How many berth is the van?

Bushmaster

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Saturday 28th March 2009
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The Argentines have around five modern destroyers and no world-wide commitments. We have (IIRC) around eight Type 42 destroyers and are scattered everywhere.

We have no functioning carriers.

If the airfield is put out of action, we have no way of reinforcing quickly. A large transport aircraft filled with explosives could take out Mt Pleasant...

Does anyone think Obama will support us in Falklands II?






pokethepope

2,665 posts

203 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Ferg said:
Bushmaster said:
Cara Van Man said:
Been before, I'm sure I'll go again.
Good man, the prisoners are going to need a few blankets.
How many berth is the van?
5.

BJWoods

5,018 posts

299 months

Saturday 28th March 2009
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Bushmaster said:
The Argentines have around five modern destroyers and no world-wide commitments. We have (IIRC) around eight Type 42 destroyers and are scattered everywhere.

We have no functioning carriers.

If the airfield is put out of action, we have no way of reinforcing quickly. A large transport aircraft filled with explosives could take out Mt Pleasant...

Does anyone think Obama will support us in Falklands II?
remember the belgrano?

we do have submarines