Men and the toilet

[DJC]

My wife cant understand it. She wants to know why I take so long on the loo. She wants to know why I feel the need to take a book or mag or laptop into the loo.

Is it just me that actually savours the time spent on the loo? There is something peaceful about going to the toilet, its almost like a sanctuary.

Not to mention the sheer relief of doing your business.

I accept I am wierd!

[Rotary Madness]

Errrr i dont read as such, but it is a good place to think about things, for some reason you think more clearly when taking a dump :s

[SS2.]

Nope - straight in and out. Drop the kids off, do the paperwork and move on.

Time spent contemplating is time wasted.

[eharding]

Rotary Madness said:

Errrr i dont read as such, but it is a good place to think about things, for some reason you think more clearly when taking a dump :s

I invariably tend to think I've clearly been involved in an explosion at a Union Carbide chemical plant.

[singlecoil]

Women usually are very quick, don't know why. Different physiology, maybe?

[TubbyTommy]

Where you on the crapper whilst typing that message?

[R60EST]

I was with you until you mentioned laptop . That's not a good mental image

[4nonymous]

SS2. said:

Nope - straight in and out. Drop the kids off, do the paperwork and move on.

Time spent contemplating is time wasted.

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

[4nonymous]

R60EST said:

I was with you until you mentioned laptop . That's not a good mental image

I always have my laptop in, infact im typing this whilst sitting on the bog....


( this is not actually a joke )

[Gun]

Can't say I've ever taken my laptop into the bog with me, sometimes it's the only place you can get some peace and quiet, just sit there for 10-15 minutes.

[wiggy001]

DJC said:

My wife cant understand it. She wants to know why I take so long on the loo. She wants to know why I feel the need to take a book or mag or laptop into the loo.

Is it just me that actually savours the time spent on the loo? There is something peaceful about going to the toilet, its almost like a sanctuary.

Not to mention the sheer relief of doing your business.

I accept I am wierd!

It's simple... it's the only room with a lock on the door. Ergo, it's the only room you get any peace!

[TheEnd]

SS2. said:

Nope - straight in and out. Drop the kids off, do the paperwork and move on.

Time spent contemplating is time wasted.

I'm the same (no homo)
It's purely a function to get it done and get out.

Out of interest, where does the time actually go? before? after?
I can't imagine sitting there ready to crap, but just waiting to finish a cross word.

Sort of like driving, i imagine everyone here likes driving, but i can't see them sitting in the car for 5 mins before setting off, or just staying in the car after getting to where ever you were going to enjoy the experience.

[AndyBe]

I go to the toilet when I need to go. When I need to go I don't have time to sit and read. And as soon as 'the business' is done, I want to get cleaned and out of there a.s.a.p !

[Marf]

SS2. said:

Nope - straight in and out. Drop the kids off, do the paperwork and move on.

Time spent contemplating is time wasted.

Ditto.

[Fleegle]

I take as long as I can get away with.

Newspapers, sudoku, blackberry,

I draw the line at taking an i-pod though. Listening to music while you have a crap is just wrong.

[Rach*]

My ex used to take a newspaper and a cup of tea with him





(yes probably to get some peace and quiet from me )

[Halb]

Rotary Madness said:

Errrr i dont read as such, but it is a good place to think about things, for some reason you think more clearly when taking a dump :s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks8ZIsmCtME

[Pesty]

just like shopping in and out.

I don't understand why anyone would sit over a steaming pile of st while reading a book.

[Marf]

Pesty said:

just like shopping in and out.

Definitely! Shopping is like being behind enemy lines, you go in, grab the target and get back to the LZ as quickly as possible!

[firesafetydave]

Not sure if this is the correct place to post this but - taken from the viz book

a poodini - get up from having a dump and there is nothing there

a poomerang - keeps comong back flush after flush

the following my 12 year old made up

a peek a poo - get up from having a dump and its poking its tip out from the u bend.

they all crack me up!!