Crisps; choose your weapon.

[Gorvid]

Crisps: Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Or something.

Anyway, CRISPS! What a wonderful and wholesome revelation it must have been all those many thousands of years ago when some young firebrand of a prehistoric chap looked longingly at a humble potato, and thought:

"Crikey! If I cut this thing up into really REALLY thin slices, then drop into into very very hot fat, then cover it in some of that white juice from inside a cow's boob (almost rotten, naturally) and some dead pig... well BLOW MY ME if I won't have Cheese & Ham crisps!"

So my point is this...

What are your absolute favourite crisps to perform the following duties;

1. Go with beer?
2. Go with a sandwich?
3. Go INSIDE a sandwich?
4. Just eat?
5. Throw at a swan?

[Gorvid]

I think it's very great that crisps are actually just called what they are, ie: crisp.

Wouldn't life be so much simpler if we just called everything what it was?