The Damon Grill bar and cafe

The Damon Grill bar and cafe

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ChemicalChaos

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Tuesday 21st July 2020
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A while back, whilst watching a BTCC race with some PH friends and a lot of alcohol, we suddenly started coming up with food based puns on racing driver names. It was funny at the time, so recently whilst bored I thought I'd refine it. Thus, I give you a fantasy Motorsport themed diner where every dish is named after a driver!




Welcome to the Damon Grill motorsport bar and cafe!
Please have a browse of the Alain Menu:

Snacks and light bites

- Baked Jason Potato
- Niki Chowder
- James Special Kaye cereal topped with fruit and Yvan Muller yoghurt

To Share

- Rene Fondue with Rickard Ryebread
- Team AC Schnitzel: Breaded Charlie Lamb garnished with Gherkin Winklehock and served with a side of Roberto Ravioli

Mains

- Gerhard Burger with cheese
- Gabriele Linguine topped with Jonathan Parma Ham
- Quiche O'Dor
- Tommi Mackerel served with Johnny Risotto
- Matt Veal
- Laurent Paella
- Wild Andy Grouse oven roasted and garnished with Paul Radish
- Karun HamHock with Will Soy Sauce
- Gordon Spicy curried Alex Wurst
- Jackie Stewpot of Jenson Mutton with seasonal vegetables

Desserts

- Ayrton Semolina
- Jim Quark topped with fruit Alex Bonbons
- Waffle Vandoorne served with Tommy Custard or Stephen Jelly
- Colin TurkishDelight dusted with Johnny Sherbert

Drinks and Spirits

- Didier Peroni
- Rubens Limoncello
- Tim Harvey Wallbanger
- Takuma Sake
- Julian Baileys
- Pascal Gluhwein (winter special only)


We hope you enjoy your meal. Suggestions for additional dishes always welcome!