Daft/pointless things people say

Daft/pointless things people say

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stupidbutkeen

1,013 posts

157 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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Joratk said:
Shakermaker said:
"Ooh, have you had a haircut?"
To which you reply "No, I've had them all cut."
Or more commonly around here " No just got the ears lowered"

iphonedyou

9,283 posts

159 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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moustachebandit said:
I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain.
While both daft and pointless, this isn't really a 'thing' anybody says.

yeager2004

Original Poster:

247 posts

93 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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staying in a B&B some years back. At breakfast, the young lass serving the table managed to spill hot tea over my leg - "oh sorry - did it hurt?"


TwigtheWonderkid

43,690 posts

152 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger".......said no stroke victim/polio sufferer ever.

"you have to fight fire with fire".......and how long were you actually in the fire brigade before they sacked you.

"he's has a meteoric rise".......they tend to fall in my experience.

"god works in mysterious ways".....I like to give credit for everything good that happens to god so now something crap has happened, I need to find a way of getting him off the hook.

boyse7en

6,796 posts

167 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger".......said no stroke victim/polio sufferer ever.

"you have to fight fire with fire".......and how long were you actually in the fire brigade before they sacked you.

"he's has a meteoric rise".......they tend to fall in my experience.

"god works in mysterious ways".....I like to give credit for everything good that happens to god so now something crap has happened, I need to find a way of getting him off the hook.
"It went down like a lead balloon".... should mean it went down well, since a heavy metallic balloon would drop readily. Kind of the opposite of the meteoric rise one

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

102 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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boyse7en said:
"It went down like a lead balloon".... should mean it went down well, since a heavy metallic balloon would drop readily. Kind of the opposite of the meteoric rise one
No, not really. Balloons are meant to go up, but a balloon made of lead, would not do so. Except in that episode of Mythbusters where they made a huge balloon from very thin pieces of lead and got it to inflate just enough to rise.

HTP99

22,705 posts

142 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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Shakermaker said:
boyse7en said:
"It went down like a lead balloon".... should mean it went down well, since a heavy metallic balloon would drop readily. Kind of the opposite of the meteoric rise one
No, not really. Balloons are meant to go up, but a balloon made of lead, would not do so. Except in that episode of Mythbusters where they made a huge balloon from very thin pieces of lead and got it to inflate just enough to rise.
But technically a lead balloon would just remain on the ground, so it wouldn't go down, therefore the phrase "it went down like a lead balloon" has no meaning.

CanAm

9,355 posts

274 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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Unexpected Item In Bagging Area said:
When I was a kid, on really cold days when I asked my mum whether it might snow, she'd inform me that it was too cold to snow. I really don't think that's likely to be the case in suburban England
In NW England that can often be the case. The prevailing milder moist winds are South-Westerlies. When you get a bitterly cold Easterly from Scandinavia it drops its moisture while trying to cross the Pennines and is much drier when it gets to the other side.

DuncB7

353 posts

100 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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"At the end of the day" - not even sure how to comment on this one.

"With all due respect" - usually followed closely by something with no 'due respect'.

john2443

6,353 posts

213 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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"See you later"

Seeing as it's 11pm and we're heading in opposite directions to go home, then no you won't!

PurpleTurtle

7,124 posts

146 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger".......said no stroke victim/polio sufferer ever.
True, but others do say it. I used to say it when recklessly ordering a round of unnecessary shorts after several pints!

I survived a heart attack on 31st March. Prior to it my diet was st, I was drinking too much booze and was a bit overweight. I'd unwittingly gone from reasonably active to couch potato after becoming a Dad 2yrs ago.

I've since gone on a healthy diet, knocked back on the booze massively and have lost over a stone. I'm feeling better than I have in years and am starting a 6wk Cardiac Rehab course in a few weeks, after which I fully intend to get back to a more active lifestyle in the long-term. I want to be around to see our son grow up.

So, whilst it's often said with little thought, I'm gonna let this one go, personally! smile




Foliage

3,861 posts

124 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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This threads a tad meta

RizzoTheRat

25,331 posts

194 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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"On the bike today then?"

No, I just thought I'd wear an armoured suit and helmet while driving to work in the car rolleyes

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

246 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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DuncB7 said:
"With all due respect" - usually followed closely by something with no 'due respect'.
Perhaps the addressee isn't considered due any respect.

Sticks.

8,838 posts

253 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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Dr Murdoch said:
Grumpy s the lot of you rage
I don't think I've heard anyone say that. Well OK, not lately.

Still, mind how you go.

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

281 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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He / she 'turned around and said'

Die.

V8Matthew

2,675 posts

168 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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"Do you have a fuel tanker that follows you?"

Or

"How fast does it go between petrol stations"

fk. OFF.

stuartmmcfc

8,671 posts

194 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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When people say to me
"just fk off".
Always annoys me that one, especially as the Wife just isn't interested anymore.

Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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"..in life"

As opposed to what other state of being we'll both experience?

Nik da Greek

2,503 posts

152 months

Wednesday 7th June 2017
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Greetings. Greetings never fail to irritate

"Alright?"

"Will be at [insert time shift finishes]"


This conversation grates on so many levels. Firstly because it happens so damned often. Secondly because the progenitor doesn't actually give a fk whether the respondent is alright or not, it's the thinnest veneer of politeness possible. Thirdly because the respondent is clearly going to achieve some magical transformation at the appointed time; why will you suddenly be alright then when you're clearly one chromosome shy of being a fking jellyfish now?