Jerry Sadowitz tour
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http://www.ents24.com/web/artist/19862/Jerry_Sadow...
Starts in London tonight and runs through to January 5th at the nice and cosey Leicester Square Theatre.
Then he does other places.
Brilliant comic and magician, and EXTREMELY offensive.
Wonder how much worse his Jimmy Savile routine can get now.
Starts in London tonight and runs through to January 5th at the nice and cosey Leicester Square Theatre.
Then he does other places.Brilliant comic and magician, and EXTREMELY offensive.
Wonder how much worse his Jimmy Savile routine can get now.
Edited by vixen1700 on Tuesday 11th December 12:01
VinceFox said:
absolutely. bloke at work keeps telling what he thinks are slightly risque jokes. got him to watch jerry's latest advert for his tour earlier. the closing comment did the job.
Just showed my colleague this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQX3PzZ94NU
vixen1700 said:
Oh my lord..... Jerry goes up and up in my estimation 
vixen1700 said:
Brilliant. I've never seen Jerry live but my VHS Total Abuse Live still gets a regular viewing.I can't believe it's 25 years old.
Ok, had time to sleep on it, here's very, very roughly how it went...
Sat right in the front row, near the middle. Sadowitz explodes onto stage, doing five minutes in character as savile, breaking character only to give his opinion on max clifford, which in his words it was "worth breaking character for that
".
Anyway, show goes on, violently, visciously ripping apart everyone and everything he doesn't like. So pretty much everyone. Towards the end he does a few close up card tricks, at which he is very, very good. One trick requires four people to remember different cards and he works his way along the front row, until inevitably he asks me. It was like the fking eye of sauron. Anyway, he then stops and says "so, i suppose you think you're some sort of good looking c**t do you? I can fking picture you out dining and entertaining attractive young ladies, fking bd"
I'm crying laughing at this point as are my mates, so he knows he's got a safe mark. Or maybe he doesnt. Maybe, he couldnt give a fk. This is probably more likely.
"what's your name?"
Now, like touching paint or a hot surface, i have no idea why i did this, but i did the following...
<squeaky voiced teen off the simpsons voice>
"i'm not telling you"
I can't remember all of what he said to me over the next five minutes, but it definitely included rape, murder, locking all the doors and more rape. Eventually i tell him my name. It's not a stereotypically cool sounding name so he jumps on it.
"well, you've lost half the fking women right away with that. That sounds like a fking sweet manufacturer, did you murder your parents straight away for that or did you etc, etc, etc..."
Anyway, it was the four of diamonds, and i met one of my heroes. I am still campaigning actively for him to be a contestant on Take me out.
Sat right in the front row, near the middle. Sadowitz explodes onto stage, doing five minutes in character as savile, breaking character only to give his opinion on max clifford, which in his words it was "worth breaking character for that
". Anyway, show goes on, violently, visciously ripping apart everyone and everything he doesn't like. So pretty much everyone. Towards the end he does a few close up card tricks, at which he is very, very good. One trick requires four people to remember different cards and he works his way along the front row, until inevitably he asks me. It was like the f
king eye of sauron. Anyway, he then stops and says "so, i suppose you think you're some sort of good looking c**t do you? I can fking picture you out dining and entertaining attractive young ladies, fking bd"I'm crying laughing at this point as are my mates, so he knows he's got a safe mark. Or maybe he doesnt. Maybe, he couldnt give a f
k. This is probably more likely. "what's your name?"
Now, like touching paint or a hot surface, i have no idea why i did this, but i did the following...
<squeaky voiced teen off the simpsons voice>
"i'm not telling you"
I can't remember all of what he said to me over the next five minutes, but it definitely included rape, murder, locking all the doors and more rape. Eventually i tell him my name. It's not a stereotypically cool sounding name so he jumps on it.
"well, you've lost half the f
king women right away with that. That sounds like a fking sweet manufacturer, did you murder your parents straight away for that or did you etc, etc, etc..."Anyway, it was the four of diamonds, and i met one of my heroes. I am still campaigning actively for him to be a contestant on Take me out.
Saw him last night on the last London night of his tour and he was excellent, far faster and sharper than last year (although he was ill then). Really didn't stop laughing all through his act, and he just had it in for everybody last night.
Excellent stuff, if he's on near you, go and see him.
Excellent stuff, if he's on near you, go and see him.
Carried on the January tradition and saw him at the Leicester Square Theatre last Friday.
He seemed turbocharged this time, an hour and half of hysterical ranting and swearing which had the audience in fits of laughter. He seemed even more offensive than usual.
The close up card tricks were sensational and funny.
"The four queens represent four underage girls and the two jokers represent Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris in a hotel room..."
He seemed turbocharged this time, an hour and half of hysterical ranting and swearing which had the audience in fits of laughter. He seemed even more offensive than usual.
The close up card tricks were sensational and funny.
"The four queens represent four underage girls and the two jokers represent Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris in a hotel room..."
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