Focus RS Broke down - fuming with Ford!

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OddCat said:

Max_Torque said:

The Crack Fox said:

Jeff_Enthused said:

Can anyone recommend if I'm able to force teh original bloke to take the car back if it breaks down so quick

Yes, you can force him. Kidnapping his children is a good place to start. Try that. He's bound to give you your money back. Unless he doesn't like his kids then you're stuck with them.

Can i just say i don't think Crackies post ^^^ got the Lolz it deserved. Particularly the bit about ending up with the original sellers kids! actually LOLling here ;-)

Agreed. It is a cracking post and deserved more credit !

What if he doesn't have kids though?

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MDMA . said:

OddCat said:

Max_Torque said:

The Crack Fox said:

Jeff_Enthused said:

Can anyone recommend if I'm able to force teh original bloke to take the car back if it breaks down so quick

Yes, you can force him. Kidnapping his children is a good place to start. Try that. He's bound to give you your money back. Unless he doesn't like his kids then you're stuck with them.

Can i just say i don't think Crackies post ^^^ got the Lolz it deserved. Particularly the bit about ending up with the original sellers kids! actually LOLling here ;-)

Agreed. It is a cracking post and deserved more credit !

What if he doesn't have kids though?

It doesn't sound as if Jeff will be having any kids either at this rate.

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Have you remembered to sit on the drivers side?

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[MorganP104]

Swampy1982 said:

scottyfocus said:

Quickmoose said:

It is certainly real that people actually talk like Scotty and Jeff in real life... I have experienced bruvs being all up in my face....and making overt death threats that would subsequently undermine any defence they later relied on.
I blame the parents and the education system....

Are people going soft? not Scotty or Jeff that's for sure, they're dominating the st out of private second hand car sales.

You are clearly very intelligent and i respect your opinion. I hope you have had a nice day.

Jeff won't be posting on here again. He won't be doing much to be fair.

Insert "not sure if serious" meme here...

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[curlie467]

So did Scott kill Jeff or did Jeff go to kidnap his kids but found he didn't have any so bummed his dog and put frozen sausages in his pool.

Or were Scott and Jeff the same person and this was an ever so cheeky tease?

[pidsy]

Did Jeff dominate himself?

[Wiccan of Darkness]

Jeff, the hospital called re your X-ray. Can you call them back.

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All the hallmarks of a classic thread.

[silverfoxcc]

Did a bit of research on this

The original ad said

2016 Ford Escort RS

£15k must sell due to family reasons

Slight damage to paintwork

Collection from Liverpool L3 4PF


contact Joey Boswell 07999 235645

[cuprabob]

silverfoxcc said:

Did a bit of research on this

The original ad said

2016 Ford Escort RS

£15k must sell due to family reasons

Slight damage to paintwork

Collection from Liverpool L3 4PF


contact Joey Boswell 07999 235645

£15k, that's a lot of bread

[MikeGoodwin]

[Tim bo]

oilbethere said:

Rule number 1. You do not talk about RS Fight Club.

[MorganP104]

cuprabob said:

silverfoxcc said:

Did a bit of research on this

The original ad said

2016 Ford Escort RS

£15k must sell due to family reasons

Slight damage to paintwork

Collection from Liverpool L3 4PF


contact Joey Boswell 07999 235645

£15k, that's a lot of bread

Well played, sir. Have one of these. Oh go on, and one of these, too.

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MorganP104 said:

cuprabob said:

silverfoxcc said:

Did a bit of research on this

The original ad said

2016 Ford Escort RS

£15k must sell due to family reasons

Slight damage to paintwork

Collection from Liverpool L3 4PF


contact Joey Boswell 07999 235645

£15k, that's a lot of bread

Well played, sir. Have one of these. Oh go on, and one of these, too.

OP getting a hard time. He could be the bread winner in the family while we are just loafing around all day. Some real sourdoughs on here.

[MorganP104]

MDMA . said:

MorganP104 said:

cuprabob said:

silverfoxcc said:

Did a bit of research on this

The original ad said

2016 Ford Escort RS

£15k must sell due to family reasons

Slight damage to paintwork

Collection from Liverpool L3 4PF


contact Joey Boswell 07999 235645

£15k, that's a lot of bread

Well played, sir. Have one of these. Oh go on, and one of these, too.

OP getting a hard time. He could be the bread winner in the family while we are just loafing around all day. Some real sourdoughs on here.

To be fair, the OP started it, when he got a cob on.

[Rawwr]

If this isn't the literal manifestation of HumanDoing's final schizophrenic break, I'll buy you a Coke.

[Jeff_Enthused]

Thanks for the sensible replies, dunno why some people have had a pop but some good helpful people so thank you!!

So yes it has been modded that's part of the prob cus I was told that mods are covered under warranty but now they are saying only mountune mods are covered under warranty. I went back to see the bloke yesterday (had to take the bus lol) and said ur taking me for a joker and he said its ford who are the jokers!

ANyway now I have to go and get it repaired indapendentlee but after I had a go at him he said he will pay half teh repair costs depending on how much it is so that good. So warning is stay awy from this RS it is doing my nut in already especially if it turns out that they go all jellied eel on the warranty trying to slide out of it! This is my inheritance that I wanted to put down on a proper hot hatch and enjoy good car and now Im regrettin it tbh when this is sorted out I might flog it and just get something else but at least I can laugh a bit cus I'm only paying half repairs and I got cheap deal I think so fairs fair.

Thank you everyone but please be careful about Ford! And this RS!

[austinsmirk]

Well that clears the matter up conclusively. End of thread.

[Nickp82]

It's indapendantLee I feel sorry for, he has to pay half the repair bill and he didn't even do anything (assuming i have read this correctly?)