RE: Behold the BMW M2 M Performance Parts

RE: Behold the BMW M2 M Performance Parts

Thursday 27th October 2022

Behold the BMW M2 M Performance Parts

'High impact design, exclusive materials and top quality' promised from the latest range of M add ons


It doesn’t take much searching of used BMW M2s to find one modified to some extent. Be it more power, tweaked suspension or a new look, the old F87 lent itself well to optimisation. It should be no surprise, then, that BMW has extended its range of M Performance Parts for the latest G87 M2. All the bits will be available from launch, which is currently scheduled for April, and promise ‘extra touches of rich emotionality to the design of the new BMW M2’…

But we’ll start with what sounds of most PH interest, the titanium M Performance silencer system. There isn’t any claimed performance advantage, though using titanium saves eight kilos and promises ‘a particularly exhilarating note reminiscent of a racing car’ when in Sport and Sport+ modes. Let’s hope they don’t trigger the noise cameras, eh? As with the recently announced M Performance Parts for the M3 Touring, the upgraded exhaust here does get the pipes oddly stacked in their own diffuser arrangement. Just in case there wasn’t enough to look at back there! Still, more straight-six howl from that S58 3.0-litre sounds like good news, assuming the overrun pops aren’t too silly of course.

Additionally, new M2 buyers will be able to opt for height-adjustable M performance suspension. Though the ride height can only go down another 10mm, BMW is promising ‘a far more direct connection between the body and road surface from the upgrade.’ Quite what this will do for the ride - given an M4 is already fairly tense in its comfort mode - isn’t clear, though the suspension is said to offer ‘track-inspired driving dynamics on everyday journeys’. So don’t say you weren’t warned. Perhaps opting for the forged wheels could mitigate the additional firmness, and the gold cross-spokes do look great. They are 20-inch front and 21-inch rear, however, which seems like lunacy for an M2. And makes kerbs seem even scarier. Those who want to save their forged wheels for best might be interested in M Performance tyre bags.

It’s the M2’s exterior upgrades, though, that are likely to attract the most attention. Naturally, they’re all in carbon - ‘accentuating its racing aura’ - with M Performance Parts available from front to back. See the front splitter, intakes, side skirts, side spats, mirror caps, spoiler and diffuser. There’s even an M Performance tow strap, antenna cover, carbon filler cap and set of door pins available, for those who bleed blue, purple and red. Certainly the fully kitted-out car delivers on the ‘high-impact design’ promised by BMW, and in white there is a distinct motorsport attitude to it with the lower right height and rear spoiler, but it’s surely going to take a committed customer to go for the full kit and kaboodle. Let’s wait and see.

The M Performance touch extends inside as well, with a lot of what might be expected: extra carbon, Alcantara and aluminium. There are a few worthwhile touches, though. ‘Alcantara M Performance knee pads’ sound silly, but anyone who’s spent a day on track smashing a knee against a very hard dash will appreciate the concession. Note as well the M Performance steering wheel Pro, potentially even thicker than standard but ‘ideal for cornering with supreme precision’, the carbon door sills that ‘provide the ideal transition between the dynamism of the BMW M2 exterior and the sports car flair of its cabin’ plus, of course, the floor mats. If you want to make an entrance, M Performance Parts on an M2 is certainly going to do it.

Though prices for the parts haven’t yet been announced, they won’t be cheap - carbon mirror caps on an M3 are £1,400. But, well, the popularity can’t be in question, or surely BMW wouldn’t keep making them. And don’t pretend like you wouldn’t be a bit tempted by the gold wheels, at least...


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mcelliott

Original Poster:

8,675 posts

182 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Even turning my phone upside down I cannot fathom wtf is going on there.

asci.white

381 posts

74 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Now that's gonna divide the PH user bank in two. (c:

Definitely prefer the standard side by side exhaust configuration but otherwise the car in the pictures has a nice evilness to it.


Adoddle

13 posts

106 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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This is how I used to make my cars look on Need for Speed when I was 12...

I'm sure they'll make loads of money off it so I doubt they care about these comments, just like the M4!

LukeyC

50 posts

154 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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They poached the designer from the last gen Civic Type R?

British Beef

2,219 posts

166 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Did BMW hire the last design engineer from Honda that make last gen Civic type R, or did they go to local primary school for design ideas?


stevekoz

525 posts

163 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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The M-Marketing Performance team have struck again. Jesus!

Alot of this looks like AliExpress stick on "carbon look" bits. Nope.

Evil.soup

3,595 posts

206 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Well, you would look a bit of a cock driving that thing!

The chav tow hook thing is the real mind bender for me, it basically highlights that their market seems to be the current Corsa brigade with all this stuff.

I can forgive the bronze wheels though, lovely!

Court_S

12,984 posts

178 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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I’m not sure what is worse, how it looks or the marketing bks that accompanies it!

Some of it it is alright if pointless but most of it is is pretty grim. It’ll be bloody expensive too, so someone will pay an awful lot of money to make an ugly car look worse!

Portofino

4,297 posts

192 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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I love a bit of attitude but that really is trying too hard.

As above, tow hook thing is proper doughnuts in the car park levels of tat.

Megaflow

9,434 posts

226 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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ste… it gets worse!

menousername

2,109 posts

143 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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At least nobody would want to steal it


mwstewart

7,617 posts

189 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Just as electronic music eventually appeared in films and adverts, the the Max Power scene too has been legitimised biggrin

In all seriousness it's alright. Not my cup of tea, but it looks like a track car so I can't really knock it for that.

napoleondynamite

160 posts

131 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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I must be one of the few that quite likes the standard M2 but that's gone way too far.

the tow-hook is hilarious. Proper Mcdonald's car park Fiesta Zetec special that is.

andrew

9,971 posts

193 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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genius !

i was distracted from the front grille for a moment

SteveStrange

3,850 posts

214 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Still looks like a Wish effort.

Or like someone's put the back end of a R35 GTR on to the front of a 2 series for a larf.

wpa1975

8,832 posts

115 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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That is awful, just looks cheap and nasty

ChrisCh86

855 posts

45 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Evil.soup said:
Well, you would look a bit of a cock driving that thing!

The chav tow hook thing is the real mind bender for me, it basically highlights that their market seems to be the current Corsa brigade with all this stuff.

I can forgive the bronze wheels though, lovely!
Yes - this seems to be targeted at rich 20 somethings with poor eyesight, although I would argue that they now generally drive VAG rather than Corsas.

moktabe

914 posts

106 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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I think the best thing someone could buy for that is a car cover.

ChevronB19

5,798 posts

164 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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Appalling, and one hell of a contrast to the Ferrari also in spotted today. I think they must’ve hired someone who used to work for Ripspeed.

What happened to classy looking quick cars?

ImDesigner

1,958 posts

195 months

Wednesday 26th October 2022
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The design studio must be a visual migraine.